Some of us are getting there, some of us are there and some of us are long past “there”…
BUT… remember… the older you get, the older older gets….
Tell yourself this every day … not sure if it’s working for me yet…
Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 50 + find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore … under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will
have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can
it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly … wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Seriously? Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for their [eye] glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'